[x] - you like cheese
[ ] - you hate peanuts
[x] - you agree this quiz is random
[ ] - you have farted today
[x] - you have choked on something
[ ] - you are a writer
[ ] - you smoke
[ ] - you like to swim (I'm not much of a swimmer )
[ ] - you farted more than once today
[x] - you like ice-cream (Who doesn't?)

TOTAL SO FAR = 4

[x] - you have lied more than 10 times
[x] - you are an only child (lucky me!)
[x] - you have more than 3 pets
[ ] - you prefer water to other drinks
[ ] - you are an alcoholic
[x] - you are under 20 years old
[ ] - you are over 30 years old
[ ] - you have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] - you like jewelry
[ ] - your favorite music genre is rock

TOTAL SO FAR = 9

[ ] - you weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - you like pirates
[x] - you like anime (only a small amount)
[x] - your a fanboy/fangirl of something
[ ] - you take prescription drugs everyday
[ ] - you have a job
[x] - you live with your parents
[x] - you like to eat eggs
[x] - you have a religion
[x] - you dress stranger than other people (at least thats what I think)

TOTAL SO FAR = 16

[ ] - you have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks
[x] - you have eaten something odd before
[ ] - you are bad at math
[x] - you love electronics (duh!)
[x] - Someone/something has ticked you off in the past week
[x] - you cuss alot (when no one else is there)
[ ] - you believe in aliens
[x] - you play video games (of course)
[ ] - you have a low self esteem
[x] - you carry a purse (sometimes)

TOTAL SO FAR = 22

[x] - you like flowers
[ ] - you are bisexual or homosexual
[ ] - you are a Capricorn or a Scorpio (I'm a Libra)
[ ] - you have used tarot before
[ ] - you believe in ghosts
[ ] - you think *The-Fun-Group is awesome
[ ] - you like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's
[ ] - you thought today's funny saying was really funny
[x] - you have gotten one of the daily riddles right
[x] - you have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight

TOTAL SO FAR = 25

[x] - you like fire
[ ] - you have fainted or passed out before
[x] - you live in America
[x] - you use hand sanitizer alot
[ ] - you consider yourself a nerd
[ ] - you have tried chewing tabacco
[ ] - you are a conspiracy theorist
[ ] - you sleep in the nude
[x] - you daydream quite frequently

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[x] - you have imagined yourself being famous (the bad sides of it though)
[x] - you own a stuffed animal
[x] - you like watermelon (duh! of course I do)
[ ] - you live in Europe
[x] - you have a fetish for something
[x] - you fidget alot (sometimes yeah sometimes no)
[x] - you agree this quiz has nothing to do with anything
[x] - you won't repost this quiz
[x] - you have your own personal computer and don't share one
[ ] - you have a brother (I'm still lucky)

TOTAL SO FAR = 37

[x] - you can cook well
[x] - you like to party (unless if it's a dance party)
[x] - you're a bad dancer
[ ] - you're a professional dancer
[x] - you have crossed paths with a black cat (I love kitties )
[x] - you have a friend that you think is crazy
[x] - you have under 10 close friends
[ ] - you have watched the movie "Slingblade"

TOTAL SO FAR = 43

[x] - you like to mix soft drinks together
[x] - you have done an odd experiment
[x] - people have stared at you oddly in public (At least I think they were)
[x] - your grandparents are still alive
[ ] - you have a step-mom or dad
[ ] - you hate to be tagged (I never got tagged yet)
[ ] - you have been a member on DA for under three months
[ ] - you have a DA subscription (T.T)
[x] - your hair is brown (very dark brown)
[x] - you love to eat candy

TOTAL SO FAR = 49

[x] - you have dressed up for Halloween
[x] - you love cats (oh of course!)
[ ] - you have a quirky personality (I don't know if I do or not )
[x] - you are a coffee addict
[x] - you have had a toothache
[ ] - you currently have to go to the bathroom
[x] - you like reading others' answers to "What would you do?"
[ ] - you are a vegetarian/vegan
[x] - you use the term: "Epic fail"

GRAND TOTAL = 55

I'M AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!

0-25 = A spaceship
26 = Corn
27 = The Chosen One
28 = A donkey
29 = A flashlight
30 = Weed
31 = Stalker
32 = Poodle
33 = A turd
34 = Pacifier
35 = Chili
36 = A continent
37 = Bamboo
38 = A Nissan Skyline
39 = Pedophile
40 = A rather large and smelly fish
41 = Parachute
42 = Mob of angry sheep
43 = A clone of yourself
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler
45 = Pincushion
46 = Toilet seat
47 = Ninja
48 = Psycho passion fruit
49 = Yellow snow
50 = Flammable
51 = A poison Easter Basket
52 = A dirty diaper
53 = Mammary Gland
54 = A moose humping a guardrail
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz
58 = Staple gun
59 = Tail feather
60 = A white rapper
61 = A shotgun shell
62 = Sexy as hell
63 = A popcorn fart
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle
65 = Fortune cookie
66 = Barack Obama
67 = Chinchilla
68 = Weapon of mass destruction
69 = An epic failure at everything
70 = Sweat
71 = Naughty necrophiliac
72 = Bicycle tire
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale
74 = The Bubonic Plague
75 = Turkey
76 = Amoeba
77 = A lice-infected hobo
78 = The ruler of all evil
79 = Horny toad
80 = Fairy Godmother
81 = Tuba
82 = Anorexic llama capillary
83 = Moldy snot
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe
85 = Doppelganger
86 = Future porn star
87 = Unnatural disaster
88 = Statistical database
89 = Genital lice
90 = Rocket launcher
91 = Ruby vomit
92 = Maggot
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat
94 = Pudding
95 = A gravy train
96 = Santa Claus
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe
98 = Decaying insect corpse
99 = Blood bank
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
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So yep. That's it for now. It's the end of the journal.